Tom Hiddleston dance appreciation post.
Haven’t I rebbloged it already?
(via justateaboy)
- Lestrade: I think your brother knows about us.
- Mycroft: Why would you think that?
- Lestrade: My ringtone has been changed to 'Government Hooker.'
(Source: findingyouover, via drarrysexual)
Internal monologue:
- I am one, slick deducing motherfucker.
- Does John know how good he has it, getting to look at me everyday?
- My hair looks fabulous today. I didn’t even have to use John’s product.
- Bitches at the Yard can’t handle my swag.
- New experiment: I bet if I winked at Molly she’d orgasm, faint and explode simultaneously.
- I should dye my hair ginger, bitches love gingers.
(Source: two-harts, via anothermindpalace)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would have a tumblr and post fanart and fanfics to make them question everything I do
I’d go to cons and pretend to be a fan that just happens to look really similar
GOOSE
no butt is safe when Renner’s indahouse
also: Hiddles squirming delightedly
Jeremy Renner = GPOY.
